Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up! Knock, knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Merry. Merry who? Merry Christmas! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anee. Anee,who? Anee one you like! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? I’ve a sore hand from knocking! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little money for the movies. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Henrietta. Henrietta who? Henrietta worm that was in his apple. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold out here! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know. I’ve got amnesia. This p...
School Joke Little Johnny's teacher asks, "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Do any of you know why his father didn't punish him?" Little Johnny replies, "Because George was the one holding the axe? Military Joke A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: "I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if you are the laziest." 24 men raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the other man "why didn't you raise your hand?" The man replied: "Too much trouble raising the hand, Sarge." Blonde Joke One day a blond walks into a doctor’s office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron instead of the phone.”Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." "The rascal called again" One Liner Joke ...
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