Jokes SMS

Dinosaur Joke
Bob: I wish I had enough money to buy a dinosaur.
Donald: What would you do with a dinosaur?
Bob: Who wants a dinosaur? I just want the money!

Chicken Joke
Silly girl: Why does your son say, "Cluck, cluck, cluck".
Mrs. Poultice: Because he thinks he's a chicken.
Silly girl: Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?
Mrs. Poultice: Because we need the eggs.

Bird Joke
Silly boy: I'd like to buy some bird seed.
Clerk: How many birds do you have?
Silly boy: None! I want to grow some!

Doctor Joke
Receptionist: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell her I can't see her!

Silly Joke
Sue: I lost my pet dinosaur.
Jake: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
Sue: What good would that do, she can't read!

Sister Joke
Mother: Why are you crying?
Daughter: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby brother.
Mother: That's no reason to cry.
Daughter: Yes it is! No one would trade me!

Peace Joke
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.

Mom Joke
Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks"
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money
Son: "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?"

Marriage Joke
Son: How much does it cost to get married?
Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true Dad, I heard that in India, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries?
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

Funeral Joke 
Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say? Artie said, " I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man." Merle said: , "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in peoples lives." Don said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look! He's moving!'"
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